Kid Rock Still a Child and as Smart as a Stone
Some children of privilege never grow up and that is certainly the case with Kid Rock. Hailing from a mansion with a tennis court rather than the Detroit trailer park that Eminem is actually from, the most authentic parts of Kid Rock’s persona have always been the worst parts of Bob Ritchie. A video recently surfaced of him at a concert shouting at fans “You fucking f*****s with your iPhones out.” He then pointed to his groin and said, “Post this dick rock now.”
A move used by real bigots he decided to double down rather than issue an apology: “If Kid Rock using the word f****t offends you, good chance you are one,” Kid Rock wrote on his Twitter, crediting the statement to his real name Bob Ritchie. “Either way, I know he has a lot of love for his gay friends and I will have a talk with him. Have a nice day.”
Maybe he is working to be more of a piece of shit so he has a better chance of not getting crushed so badly in polling for Senate that he has to pretend the whole campaign was a publicity stunt for his new album. He referred to the campaign as “the most creative thing I’ve ever done” and as a devout lover of music I don’t know if I disagree with him at this point. You have to feel for him though, it must be tough to be a greasy old bigot who is rich and famous largely through dumb luck and still not be able to make it in politics in America.